Is your spouse neglecting your physical needs again, since he is once again engrossed in a heap of books? Is he ignoring the fact that you have, for once, brushed your teeth tree times a day, just for him? And you are quite sure there are no dirty magazine or titillating romance novels hidden in between the Tagores and John Locks? When you ask him whether he is still interested in you at all, his reply is: “Yes, of course Jaanu. But don’t you know that the platonic love we cherish is much more sublime than this short-lived desire for sex?”