It’s a veritable minefield out there. There are sexiness-loaded babes, mobs of ex-boyfriends, enforcer-style rituals and sharks… everything you’d expect from a quest fit for an agent. Here’s your fail-proof, safe-house-friendly guide to getting your hands dirty, and then getting down. Whether you’re single, stupid or single all over again, this is all the ammunition and back-up you’ll ever need.